Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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