so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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