Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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