Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
