And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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