Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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