One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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