isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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