i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
bring money and cleavage
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize