We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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