I intend to get homeless drunk
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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