Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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