we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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