I'm lost and stupid without you.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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