Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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