You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
only you would photoshop your dick
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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