Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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