Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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