she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Of course I have a pirate flag
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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