She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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