We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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