I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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