In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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