i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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