so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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