im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
