yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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