It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i've created a new STD.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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