Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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