Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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