Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
