Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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