i permit you to call me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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