When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I need water and some morals
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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