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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So squirting runs in the family.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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