The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
This show inspires me to have sex in space
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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