Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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