When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Send help, water and tortillas.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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