Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
