This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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