I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
