I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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