margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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