Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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