I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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