Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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