I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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