worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Holy sore nipples Batman
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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