i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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