is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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