oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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