end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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