She announced her abortion via fbk
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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