He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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